HAHAHAHAHA.
“By 1990 it was so popular it was granted a license.”
The Pirate’s Dilemma by Matt Mason
“We are going to talk about such things as homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle.”
Jesus Acted Up: A Gay and Lesbian Manifesto by Robert Goss
YES
‘I almost overdosed, the buzz was that strong.’
Stuart: A Life Backwards
oh.
“Altogether it was a very slow business following the track, even guided by Gandalf, who seemed to know his way about pretty well.”
The Hobbit
I’m liking that second part. ;D Ooh, Gandalf, bby.
“I discarded this thought for I could see that they were both fast asleep.”
Where the Red Fern Grows 0.o“I’ll make more sense in the morning, I promise.”
Kindred, by Octavia Butler
“Pennsylvania named David Wilmot had proposed that ‘neither slavery nor involuntary servitude’ be permitted in any new territory acquired in the war.”
that’s what I get for having a Civil War textbook closest to me.
“That doesn’t matter right now” oh….. hashtag oh.
Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lightning Theif
“That doesn’t matter right now” lol i figureed
“Usually it was like spillage - cold and heavy, slippery, and gray- but once and a while some stars had the nerve to rise and float, if only for a few minutes.”
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak.
..Um..
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